As Before
Just the facts mam
Dave Chapelle's Block Party
Thumbs Up
A Better Way To Die
Written, directed and starring Scott Wiper, only good for wiping his arse, pity as he got a pretty decent group of character actors together and them wasted them in shitty action, next up for Scott Vinnie Jones and Stone Cold Steve Austin in the Condemned, I know it will be shit but I know that I will see it. Thumbs Down
The Thin Man
Thumbs Down
In Her Shoes
I want L.A confidential Curtis Hanson back now please. Thumbs In The Middle
Children Of Men
Absolutely stunning. Two Thumbs Up
Little Miss Sunshine
Worth watching for the little girls dance routine at the beauty pagent at the end alone, funny and creepy at the same time. Two Thumbs Up
Two For The Money
Pacino, stop doing shit please. Thumbs In The Middle
Roll Bounce
Roller Disco baby, and hour of crap saved by half an hour of dance routines at the end, me loves me some dance routines. Thumbs In The Middle
The Fury
Weak DePalma. Thumbs In The Middle
Performance
Mick Jagger does drugs for an hour and a half. Thumbs Down
Battle Royale 2: Requiem
Tried to watch this again cause I love the original, gave up before the end again. Thumbs Down
Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada
Good modern day western, done in the old western style i.e. too slow for the youngsters today. Thumbs Up
Payback
With the directors cut coming out I thought I would check out the theatrical version, which was drastically reworked by Mel Gibson, the new stuff he added is the weak point of the film which I other wised liked so really interested in seeing the D.C. Thumbs Up
The Business
Crappy british gangster flick that tries to hard to be like the good british gangster flicks. Thumbs In The Middle
Hotel Rawanda
Thumbs In The Middle
Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song
Groundbreaking blaxploitation film, groundbreakingly boring that is. Thumbs Down
The Devil's Rejects
Put off watching this for ages as the first part House of a 1000 corpses was so bad but kept hearing good things about this and wish I hadn't waited now, awesome 70's style horror. Thumbs Up
Babel
Not as great as I was hoping but another solid film from Alejandro González Iñárritu. Thumbs Up
Casino Royale
Suffers from bad pacing with all the action packed into the first hour then slows down with the poker game on the end, but a great return for bond none the less Thumbs Up
Wal-mart: The High Cost Of Low Price
Walmart are greedy money grabbers OK, some of there tactics are disgusting though. Thumbs in the Middle
The U.S. Vs. John Lennon
Follows the story that Nixon was so scared of John Lennon's influence that he had the F.B.I. follow him for years. Thumbs in the Middle
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Is it right to say you loved seeing a fat, hairy naked man put his balls into another naked mans face. Thumbs Up
Jackass Number Two
Starts off a bit slow with the early skits not being too funny but I was hurting from laughing by the end. Thumbs Up
The Ipcress File
Michael Caine tries to do bond and almost succeeds. Thumbs in the Middle
Happy Feet
Almost oscar ranted on this, best animated feature my ass, but the message is so beautiful they say, fuck that, what message, be nice to penguins but only if those mother fuckers can tap dance, if the can't feel free to eat them and wear there skins as coats. Thumbs Down
Hellboy: Sword Of Storms
First in a series of animated features to tied over to the sequel, crazy as fuck. Thumbs Up
The Fog
Why? just watch the John Carpenter original, only fun to watch Tom Welling try to act. Thumbs Down
The Majestic
Weak Darabont, needs to stick to the Stephen King adaptations which thankfully he is doing again Thumbs In The Middle
The Prestige
Great battling magicians flick from Christopher Nolan who apparently can do no wrong, so that's me jinxed the Batman sequel Thumbs Up
Tenacious D In The Pick Of Destiny
Just good when it could have been great, may have enjoyed more had I not listened to the album which is more or less the film without the pictures. Thumbs Up
Zathura: A Space Adventure
Sequel to Jumanji and slightly better than that, no mugging robin Williams probably helps. Thumbs in the middle
Half Light
Crappy Demi Moore Thriller. Thumbs Down
Bullitt
Love the Car chase even if that Green Beetle some how manages to re-overtake the mustang multiple times. Thumbs Up
Office Space
Thumbs Up
Lost Highway
As I start to understand it a little more each time I see it the enjoyment goes up. Thumbs Up
Lady In The Water
M Night with more M Shite, please do something good again please, you should have learnt from Robert Rodriguez with Shark Boy and Lucas with Jar Jar that just because you are talented with good ideas does not mean that your kids are the same. Thumbs Down
New HD DVD's
Babel
A Scanner Darkly
Children Of Men
New DVD's
Twin Peaks S2 - finally after a four year wait I have the final season of the best TV show ever, now I might be able to work out what the fuck was going on.
New CD's
Nirvana - Bleach
Neil Young - Harvest
3 Comments:
Battle Royale 2: Requiem is rightly awful. There is no real point to it, and it lasts somewhere just short of forever. I think the problem is the TWO HOURS of breathless exposition that you get from the teenage terrorist fellow. They should have stuck to the mindless violence.
Borat, of course, is brilliant. I had a dream last night that Sacha Baron-Cohen was living in our spare room. We were chattin' about his work and everything. You didn't believe me that he was living with us so you came round the house. Hilarity ensued, I was like "told you so" and Sacha pretended to be Borat.
Richard.
THE WORLD NEEDS NEW REVIEWS
You lazy tard! You've been off for two days and still NO UPDATE. What's that about, eh?
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